Helper monkey
Gothamist (via the Daily News) writes about a helper monkey biting a young boy in a supermarket. As with all these disputes, the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle, but I fear that this will end badly for the monkey.
I so want a helper monkey.
Comments
If you want a helper monkey that bad I'm sure there are a few of us that can beat the living hell out of you so you're no longer able to stand or use your arms. It shouldn't be too hard to get a helper monkey then. Just let us know! ;)
Posted by: danimal | August 3, 2004 8:01 PM